- I had 3 huge loads of laundry all going at the same time. I'm talking the works: clothing, bathmats, towels, my fucking duvet cover, fresh linens.
- Swept
- Mopped (alright, alright Swiffer'd)
- Got on my hands and knees and scrubbed the shower.
- Made a run to the grocery store. Picked up some greek yogurt, a bag of salad, cereal, milk, eggs. I went with a few items I figured were pretty safe.
- Clipped and tossed the dead leaves on the last remaining house plants I've managed to barely keep alive.
- Tossed half of lemon into the garbage disposal to achieve the natural dope freshness
- Grabbed the piled of books on my nightstand and actually organized them on a bookshelf
I haven't had to prepare for a girl staying staying with me for an entire weekend in... well, over two years.
Holy piss that was ages ago. I almost forgot how to go through the motions.
It's certainly been awhile.
104 comments:
Who's staying over?! Did I miss something?
I totally missed this too!! Who is said lady? X
Hehehehe
It's good to be in the know.
what is going on? who???
dont forget to clean the toilet!
Yea, where was that blog entry?? Do tell!!!
And mass confusion strikes the blogosphere.
That has GOT to be good.
Why was wine left off that grocery list?
Firstly, who is staying over?? Secondly, doesn't it make you feel good to get so much done?
Who is the girl?!!? Don't forget wine and you might want to spray your garbage can with something to make it smell better. And don't forget to clean your sinks, esp. the bathroom sink. Yay! good luck
Tease.
That might be sufficiently mean to keep me from commenting...oh wait...damn!
You are the worst kind of tease
Almost feel like a cool kid in the cafeteria.
Have fun, friend.
Add some vino to that list and maybe get an extra toothbrush and good smelling (see: girly) body wash...just in case.
it's your mom, right?
You are evil.
I had no idea guys actually knew how to clean.
Huh. Learn something new every day...
Dolce knows and I don't know? Horse manure.
Wait, do I know? Dammit I hate myself.
ummmmm. who???
good luck, hide the medication and creams
Who's the secret woman? :)
I need to get my shit together and do some major spring cleaning. Blech.
i was wondering why your shopping list included only girl food.
What the heck is a duvet cover?
Scratch that -- What kind of dude actually knows what a duvet cover is?
I bet you won't be the only one on your hands and knees.
hey-yo!
instantrimshot.com
Maybe Leo is visiting.
KIDDING.
Whoever it is, sister, Mother, friend or something more, kudos on cleaning.
If I remember correctly, you don't like wine, that's why it's not the list right?
If you freakin' tell us your mother is coming to vist, I'm going to have to hurt someone.
don't forget the condoms and to clean behind the toilet....
Wait...what?! There are actually guys out there that make their house girl ready? It's a freaking miracle!
Don't forget to hide the porn.
You little sneak you, you can't keep us hanging like that! Who's the lucky lady?
P.S. Who actually throws a lemon in the disposal?? Lol. I think you might be over-thinking things just a tad. ;)
I'm sure you haven't forgotten the other motions, right?
Ahh the good ol apartment preparation. It's good to be domesticated.
ooooh a sleepover! Awesome! Have more fun than you can imagine!
(A good trick, too, is to put fabric sheets in the pillows your guest will be using. It's a nice, good smelly touch.)
Wait a god damn second... A girl is staying over? This was not previously mentioned. Spill the beans mister!
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen.
CANNON BALLLLLLLLL.
(Oh! and I know, I know, I know!!!)
YOU TRICKY JERK. right after the "bree is no more" post, too!! grrr...
ps i put lemon down my disposal as well! works great.
Don't forget a fake mustache, a chest wig, a spray tan and a jumbo box of condoms. We ladies love all of the above. And get a water bed, pronto. :)
Greek Yogurt? Wow you went all out!
P.S - I love Greek yogurt. Good choice!
I don't remember making plans to visit you...
Always with the mysteryyyy.....
I'll add the third 'get some Vinooo'!! definitely.
Good luck! I'm sure it will be loads of fun.
Little Fish has some wisdom....
So this was 5 days early, right? You do realize there is more to do, but somethings have to wait until that morning. that is, don't forget to clean the toilet and the hair out of the shower, for-the-luv-of-god-man!
I trust you will...
VI
you're such a suspense-monger.
Go back to the grocery store, you forgot a few items:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM
You gotta be prepared!
I'm with everyone else! what the heck did I miss!?
haha that's cute you put so much work into cleaning up the place for a girl. :)
dude. u really did not have to just do that.
seriously..
Wow, do guys really go through all that? Apparently, I'm dating the wrong guys!
Do not forget to manscape!
I've got a couple guesses, but I'll be patient until you write you next post, post-sleepover, because you are cruel that way. :p I am wise to the ways of SO.
You forgot fruit, extra cushy toilet paper and to clean the ENTIRE bathroom. Some girly body wash and an extra toothbrush would be awesome too.
Good luck!
1- who's staying?
2-my vote is swiffering IS mopping ;)
Uhhhhh . . . . uhhhh . . . .
I hope this means what I think it means!
Uhhhhh . . . . uhhhh . . . .
I hope this means what I think it means!
Yay!!!!
Don't forget: candles, a few reed diffusers, bottle o' vino, wine bottle opener, blanket for snuggling on the couch, be sure to clean your toothpaste tube (no junky crap in it), chocolate, a few bottles o water, AND... that's it.
good luck.
Woot! Can't wait for the details! :)
Wait....girl for the weekend?
I was reading and was thinking, "wow, it's like a girl is coming over". I guess I'm just slow.
I did the once over last week for the same reason, and I think I need a repeat....I wish I had a maid.
ps. Make sure to hide your fav. t-shirt (as they tend to go missing when said girl needs a shirt), hide any other girl's stuff, and for the love of all that is good...make sure to have soap, TP, wash clothes, etc.
A lemon! OF COURSE. Here I am, pouring peroxide down the sink like a fool.
Also, remove at least one of those books from the shelf, place it on the bed, and rumple the sheets just a little. Better than Barry White. Mmm.
make sure there's also wine, an extra toothbrush, and toilet paper. you cannot forget the toilet paper.
and i can't wait for details! :)
Walgreen's has individual toothbrushes for cheap. Don't fall for the 3-pack, as that may give the wrong impression to the girl.
I've always wanted a t-shirt that said, "All I got was a lousy toothbrush!".
I'm not going to hold my breath for details. You always leave us hanging.
I guess that's cool. Have fun.
Forget wine. As a woman, I say get some beer!
dude. either you move fast or you are keeping secrets.
~beatrix
I missed a step
you are way cleaner than me
Just found your blog, and ya I am with the other girl usually the dudes I meet are picking up their stuff as they are telling me to relax.
I would call you a tease but people have that covered.
If she isn't related to you, I hope she "appreciates" all your prep. Appreciates it in a dirty,kinky NC-17 kinda way b/c we all know you need it
Why does blogger insist on refreshing the window when I'm halfway through my comment??
Who's staying over? I can tell you its not me... or is it?? mwhahahhahahaha
Make sure the toilet seat is down and clean also make sure you wear nice pajamas to bed.
awhhhh cute!
I do the same kind of stuff when I have guests coming over. Especially the food part.
Hope all the hard work pays off!
you really like cliff hangers and giving us surprises don't you?
Damn it. Did I miss something? Who is the girl?
Ok so I read this thinking, "Ok what did I miss?" so I start reading the other comments and realize I am not alone ~ except Leo who has to brag! So not fair. :) Oh well can't wait for the update!
I'm in the KNOW! Bwahaha! (Sorry, I'm a lurker but not anymore... This is my first comment at so@24!)
First time comment... it's always so busy around here, I kind of get stage fright.
I think it's so cute that you cleaned up so perfect! You two crazy kids have fun!
*Bon Don*
Hahaha now I know who the lady is.
SEXY. Is all i have to say :P
I also know who the lady is!
I'm a mixture of jealous and really pumped up !
YOU WHORE! I can't wait to hear all about it!
And seriously, Leo? That's not even KIND OF cute giggling and rubbing our noses in it. Booo. (p.s. I'm jealous)
Good luck! :)
Is this your idea of April's Fools?
You TEASE!
This better be good. :)
... WHO'S THE GIRL?
this sounds exciting...
Oh I feel like I missed something! Who is it?!
You cant do this to us SO@24.
You just cant.
impressive that you are going thru all the trouble! In my experience it doesn't go unnoticed!
Wooot!!! Awesome.
Wait I think I am behind on your blog who is staying over?? Oh I am so excited though.
Seriously do boys go to all that trouble when a girl comes over? Cause if that is the case then Then I should have put out much much more in the past.
Dammit!!! I hate when I'm not in the loop! Who is the girl and where did she come from?
Kid. Don't make an ass of yourself. Get wine, stat. STAT.
Oh my God, YES! I just caught an episode for the first time the other night. It was the one where the girl kisses her vibrator... did you see that? What the hell? I threw up in my mouth a little. I'm totally hooked!
CONGRATS
Wait...I have been a little MIA and missed the last post. Who is staying over? Bree???
Good luck! And seriously, who is staying over?
Are we excited about this?
It's already Wednesday.... any news?!? O:)
I know who it is... and I'll give you one hint, it's not Maxie.
You're sneaky, making all these girls go nuts trying to figure out who is staying over. Well done.
It's your cousin. All this build up.....will finally result in a deflating balloon fart.
She has to live on a bag of salad for a whole week end?
Exciting stuff!
I never bothered to clean for visiting boys they should know what they are getting into.
whoa. that's awesome. most guys think that throwing out the expired-last-month milk and shoving their dirty socks under the coffeetable = welcoming a guest.
Yea... someone said it already but clean the toliet...and have lots of toliet paper... and umm.. good job on the hands and knees scrubbing!
GOOD LUCK! HAVE FUN! GET DRUNK AND PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD (EVEN THOUGH YOU DONT BELIEVE IN HIM) WOULD YOU HAVE SEX ALREADY!
Wait, what, huh? There is a girl? A GIRL? I want to know about the GIRL!! You cannot sneak attack like that!
Loving the blog dude keep on doing what ya keep on doing bro
Laters
Nicey
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