- A clean shirt for Saturday morning
- A 3/4 bottle of Maker's Mark (to calm the nerves)
- A stick of deodorant
- Two packets of tangerine flavored Emergen-C for the inevitable hangover drive back to Los Angeles (the only working hangover cure in existence besides pho)
- Two bottles of Vitamin Water (again, for the hangover)
Here we go.
*I know I have used this before, but it's too perfect. Besides, it was written in 2007. No one remembers that.