he must have a really BIG...sense of humor.
Massive amounts of charm? Hilarious? I'm guessing here.
I say his wang is as long as his legendary sandwiches are tall...
cummon- look at the size of those feet!!!and she wasn't always hot. That's surgery and hair dye. You'll find your Blondie-- and you'll be the envy of ALL the comics.
He doesn't even have real eyes. I never noticed the lack of detail he has compared to her.
she was pretty hot..
He's funny and nice, and after awhile all the Blondies just want funny and nice!
It's all about the bowtie. If he took it off, she'd leave in a second. He even leaves it on during whoopie, I'm sure of it. (That's what the cartoons call it.)
It's total Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller/Joe DiMaggio... lucky guys!
Especially since all he does is nap all day.
I would go for the 12 inch personality joke, but I got more class than that. Really I do.
Its not usually looks that seal the deal.
I'm sorry, I thought you knew. Most cartoonists, animators and such are generally ugly, misshapen, balding guys that use their medium to illustrate their own fantasies. For example, Stan Lee has always fantasized about swinging from rooftop to rooftop like a spider. I imagine Chic Young was a rather unassuming little man who could not attract the attention of the pretty young women in his life. His outlet for his frustration must have been his comic strip.But what do I know, I've never read a single Blondie strip in my life.
This is great and all but come on. I want the story about what happened w/ you after your wingman left... :)Oh yeah, and it's definitely the size of his...feet. Women love big feet.
Stranger things have happened.
I have wondered this myself, from time to time. It's nice to know I'm not alone.
girls definitely like a guy who can make them laugh. you're golden there...
because blondie has cripplingly low self-esteem and body-image issues.
It's the fact he has an erect penis in the middle of his face! Not a huge one, sure but it's there for viewing. Now, does he have a nose in his pants?
it's probably because he's hilarious. that has to be it.
It's a known fact that pretty girls usually fall in love with not-so-pretty men.
If I were you, I'd switch to Archie as your personal hero. He has freckles and red hair, yet he got Veronica AND Betty.
I agree with TishTash. Mostly because I love red-heads and I have no idea who Dagwood and Blondie are.You abnd your cartoons...
As you know, I have a similar sitch. And I have small feet - go figure. Sorry, but we Dagwoods must stick together and never reveal the secret, lest all you above average looking guys steal all the hotties back....VIP.S. Envy is a sin, and you don't look good in green....
i'd be down with the "he must be charming and funny!" thing too, except for the point someone brought up re: the naps. he has no eyeballs, AND he's lazy. definitely must be the schlong.
Dude.. Think of those sandwiches he'd eat.. He could probably go to town with the oral.
have you noticed on a lot of sitcoms the girls are way hotter than the guys?
On the flip side, you have Popeye and Olive Oil.
He must have a big one. I am guessing that is why Billy Bob got Angelina.
Or Why Teen Wolf would ever choose the blonde haired girl over Boof.Stupid.
Because they met when they were young and hot. She stayed hot and he grew up to be well, what he is. It happens that way. Or vice versa.
What about Roger Rabbit and Jessica Rabbit? That's right, we like guys with a sense of humor. And big ears.
Like Ava Gardner once said about Frank Sinatra, "he only weights 120 pounds but 100 pounds of that is ----"
Maybe he just makes her laugh.
i don't know about other hot girls, but i'd marry any guy who loves sandwiches that much.
@ H&B - I like your dirty mind. But if you were really just thinking of actual sandwiches, then totally nevermind....VI
stop being a debbie downer! pick a girl and just get her drunk!I'm kidding. Don't do that.pick a girl and pay her.
He's got a big wanker. She likes that. That's how it works.
he has a great sense of humor and a 6 figure salary
its his big dick...plus he can lick pussy real good...
i really really meant sandwiches. like made with bread and cheese and things. really. i want to marry a boy who loves carbs.~b
Good call. He must be rich :)
Look at the size of his feet. It's obvious what she's in it for. :)
"Hope springs eternal in the mind of a dreamer."
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. So true.
If it was just that easy...
I hope it's her fantasy, too.
That's nothing, I was recently thinking about the ways cockroaches have sex.Still though, Dagwood is a pimp
If you noticed, all the Blondie characters have hot wives & fugly men. LoL even Dagwood’s poor kids are cursed with this look.
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