I agree with Leo. The boob will come to you. OR you could fly to DC and come to our happy hours... apparently titties fly freely here.
Come to Canada... the boobs are easy.
Just feeling one boob makes the other one feel lonely. Go for both.
I guess it will an all around heat wave when you actually get to feel two...
I'm glad that deutlich is confirming what I've been saying. DC = Boobs
I love your random conversations with friends.
I can't believe there are more boobs in DC than California.I was really expecting the parody video to this, "The boob will come out..."
It's true, DC has a lot of boobs.
Aw, it'll happen ... some day ... maybe.
It *is* Mardis Gras you know... just buy some beads and head to New Orleans :)And I can't believe I just watched that whole video. That song will be stuck in my head for the next year.
It'll happen. I mean you could always give someone $20 to let you grope them a bit.
Wow. You just posted an Annie clip. I think I love you.
I say if you're tired of waiting make a move or Leo advice was great too wait for the boob and it will come.
lol, I actually saw the clip :PYes, SO@24! The sun will come out when that happens :)Now, you never said what kid of boobs you want to touch...natural? big? small? The intensity of the sunlight depends on that :P
You know...I knew when I read the word boob and saw an Annie clip that this was gonna be oneheckuvah post! =)
I *love* Leo's advice - boobs will come to you!
haha. It's true. You have to wait for the boobs and kind of pretend that you don't notice them. Eventually you'll end up with your face between them.
I know plenty of girls who would let you feel their boobs, and then some. Let me know if you need numbers.
I think my sister would probably let you feel her boobs. Not that she's easy or anything, but you know, just a quick boob feel never hurt anyone. I would but I'm married and I don't think that would fly well w/ the hubs.
You can touch my boobs. I'm kidding. Sort of.
Boobs make you think of a children's movie?
Oh, alright.You can touch my boobs.
Ask not what boobs can do for you, ask what you can do for boobs!
MIAMI = Boobs
Don't listen to them. DC may have boobs, but they aren't pretty boobs. DC women = frumpy. Really. Don't even think about coming here. Rated #2 for least attractive people in the US. You should just go crash Cancun next month or something. That's guaranteed boobs + lay. Don't forget to wrap it up.
LMAO @ Trixie. She is right about the attitude you must have, Grasshopper. Then you'll have more boobs than you know what to do with! Maybe....VI
When ya do feel em, let us know if you prefer natural or fake.
I would totally let you feel my boob by the way. I'm nice like that.Plus I don't get much action either, so it would kind of be a win-win situation.
how optimistic. and touching. :)Em
What's more funny is that I'm wondering if you actually finished your sentence with the song rendition, or if you just thought it in your head. Because if you busted out into the song...well, I bet a lot of girls would let you feel their boobs just because you had the balls to bust out into song.
i think it's probably more like the wizard of oz, you know, what you're looking for, you've had all the time. (ruby slippers, boobs, whatever.) you could touch boobs, i'm sure, but you should wait until there's boobs you want to touch. repeat as mantra, says the girl on the one month kissing fast.~beatrix
you know, it's almost spring break season. a nice little trip down to mexico would help with your current issue. you might even get to judge a wet t-shirt contest and then take the winner home with you.just a thought.
LOOOOOOLyoure a nerd. i love it. good luck on the boob hunt. hope you find TWO... or one set. either way.
Frankie says relax. I think you are overthinking this girl action thing a bit. Once you stop caring boobs will be the least of your probs.
why don't you just go to Vegas and pick up a hooker? a few advantages:1. you would get laid.2. boobs. probably big ones. 3. damn good blogging material.I am sure you could start a fundraiser on your blog to earn $$'s to pay for hooker. I would donate. i'm just sayin'
go to a bar. always someone there to let you feel thier boobies
Mardi Gras, dude. If they'll show 'em for beads, I bet a drink will get you at least a feel.
you will def feel a boob(s) again!
whats with the annie video????
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya! Tomorrow..... You're only a day away!You're officially the hottest guy ever after referencing my favourite childhood film.
Boobs are never too far away my man, keep strong and they'll come to you..
I totally get that you miss boobs, but I think you have the right idea looking for the RIGHT PAIR of boobs. Grabbing any old boob is easy, but the right pair of boobs will bring it to a whole new level.:P-A.
(Also, I LOVE Annie. Good call, my friend.)
probably the most inappropriate use of a childhood musical to date.bravo on that.
you could will it to happen. visualize.....it works!
I felt an ENTIRE set of boobs today. They were my own but still...
You're wondering if you'll ever touch a boob again and I'm wondering if anyone will ever touch my boobs again. It's a cruel cruel world!
If i ever meet you I will let you touch a boob. That is just the kind of friend I am.
You have NO idea how happy that video made me.And there will be boobs. Multiples. I know it!
LOL damn you made me laugh ^^, which is a good thing. :D The boob problem, i guess everyone has them, but like everyone else says they will come, assuming you want them both. Cause I dont think they come in one(s) :PLove that movie too :)
I couldn't come up with any response to this that didn't feel awkward because of my blog title.
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