Part 1...
I go up to a girl sipping on an appletini.
So@24: Do I need to go to the vet?
Appletini Girl: What?
So@24: Do. I. need. to. go. to. the. vet?
Appletini Girl: I--uh...
This is when I roll up my sleeves and flex my arms.
So@24: Because these puppies are SIIIIICK.
So@24 wins over Appletini Girl & her friends.
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Oh, please do.
If you did that to me, I'd laugh so hard I'd probably want to talk to you just to make sure you weren't serious.
Brilliant, how's about you try this one:
Have you met my two friends? [look appreciatively at your arms, biceps in particular]
Their names are Des and Troy [showing each arm in turn] and together they destroy!
Are you serious??? THAT ACTUALLY WORKED?
Or maybe you just have really cute puppies...who knows.
Please tell me that is not what you did?!?! PLEASE!!!!
I think if you did that to me you would be wearing that Appletini...then again I have been told I am mean.
That will surely win over the ladies.
if you're looking for a girl with a sense of humor it will totally work. Of course, the sadist in me would LOVE to watch a video of you saying it to one of the muscle whores. :-)
I would try the "call a vet! quick!" line and, when she asks why, tell her that these PYTHONS are sick!!! (Y'know, just to mix it up a bit...) ;)
Surefire win, worked for me tons of times...
LOL YES!!!!!!!!!!!
That is one of the best pick up lines ever!!!!!!
The worse the line, the better off you are!
Oh wait... I have to add my own...
"Do you like green soda? Because I want to mountain dew you..."
Hahahaaaaaaaa
I feel like you used this on me already. And I was definitely won over.
Appletini girls are easy.
Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?
.. Enough to break the ice!
Hi, I'm Cheryl.
i have a clear memory of you saying this while rockin' your 'acceptance' t-shirt!
That is very funny!
If you tried that on me, i would totally roll my eyes and agree - " Oh yea, those puppies are need of serious attention ! "
I'd appreciate your lameness....
HAHAHAHA that was hilarious. it sounds like something barney on 'how i met your mother' would say.
Hmmm.
why an appletini?
i think it's supposed to be 'do YOU need to go to the vet' and then you point at her boobs and say 'because those puppies are sick!'
ive heard ta-tas being called puppies, but never arms referred to as such. maybe this is a regional thing. discuss.
So long as you're not drinking the appletini too you might, MIGHT just have a shot...
You are ridiculous. I still think you should use the sexy children line out in the field. If a girl can't laugh at that then she's not worth your time anyway.
You should definitely test this one out "Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted."
hahahahaha
I'm speechless
I think you should go for a classier approach. Perhaps using this line: "that shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be coming too"
That line would work on me!
hahaha. hilarious
It could work...
SO, that would make me laugh but still look at you and wonder if you can be serious or if you use humor to mask your insecurities.
Last time someone used a pick up line on me I didn't know what to say. It went a little something like this:
Bar Guy: "Is your Daddy a chicken farmer?"
Me: "No, he isn't."
Bar Guy: "Because you sure do know how to raise a cock."
*sigh*
still waiting to hear about bree... I am actually blogging AT WORK (completely against the rules) to see if you wrote about what happened. my life is sad.
I have faith in your ability to deliver that line the way it should be said.
It working is a different story.
HAHAHA. Brilliant!!!!!!!!!
It would work. It's sad enough to be charming. I don't really understand how that works... but it does.
LOL. Oh that's so bad it almost would work.
Love it! I am a connoisseur of chessy pick up lines and that one is top notch.
Have you ever seen this: http://www.askmen.com/dating/pickup_line/ My two favorites are, "Do you own a chicken farm?... Because you really know how to raise cocks." and "I'm going to have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there."
Good luck with those :)
HA! If I guy said that to me I would so buy him a drink and make him my sex slave.
This is too much.
I don't know what I'd say to an Appletini drinking martini man with lame lines!
I'd assume you were harmless.
Oh.God
ummm, no.
If you said that to me, you'd probably be getting an Appletini snot bath right about then!
Please, oh please, let us know how that works out...
girls who drinks appletinis would surely giggle at that. nice eye.
:-P
You only won them over due to your adorableness.
Sorry, but it's the truth.
golf clap.
HAHAHA! I love it!
:D
Sigh.
Don't hit on a girl drinking an appeltini. This means she's probably 19 using a fake to get in and has to get up for Poly Sci at 9 a.m. and she looooves Miley.
I've used worse lines and they have worked. I think they took sympathy on me, cause I'm such a dork.
Oh, it will work everytime, my friend.
You're the sick puppy.
HAAA. oh, that would totally work on me. if you didn't mind that i laughed very hard at you first :-)
Ok, you just made me laugh hysterically in my office and my staff are looking at me like I am crazy!
It's too cute not to laugh. You would have one me over to see what you'd say next.
oh my goodness....
No try this from the movie Ladies Man:
"Hey sweet thang can I buy you a fish sandwhich?"
It has worked, but at the very least you get a laugh from them.
hahaah, we taught our little guy to say that at 2!
My longtime favorite:
Walk by a girl. Stop, turn, walk back.
"Excuse me... Do you believe in love at FIRST sight?... Or do I have to walk by again."
BOO YAH
I don't have a sense of humour..that or I have to learn colloquial English..
haha. yes. that is one of the best lines ever, love it.
totally would have worked on me!
hahahahahaha! that one is actually pretty funny.
How many appletini's had she had?? ;)
lmao, i'd probably end up snorting my appletini out through my nose.
Ahahahahahahaha!!! I would die laughing if a guy said that to me. Actually it sounds like something my hubs would say. Too funny!!!
aahahaahahahah.
that's.
um.
ahahahahaha.
An upgrade on "did you get tickets to the GUN SHOW!!"
I read the first line wrong... I read it like YOU were the one sipping on the appletini and I was going to call you Dr. Dorian but then I realized it was the girl. But still, appletinis. Bleh.
Smooooooooove.
AWFUL!
Use it. Please.
DUMB!
haha... i love it.
now your talking!! or should i say
FLEXIN!!
Oh, now that's great!
That would make a charming story for your future grandkids.
Ha! I'm going to use that one with my wife.
Her eyes are already pretty much much in permanent eye-roll position from similar lines I always feed her. ;-)
Booo.
HA! Cute.
Please, say it isn't so. But, I do have to admit to hooking up with a guy once that I really wasn't interested in but he was ballsy enough to use the "Is this felt" line on me while touching the sleeve of my shirt.
Just cuz you're cute would I entertain you! GOOD one!
Ohmygod! Please tell me you really didn't do this??!! lol Please do not ever use this on a girl! I'm sorry no matter how cute or funny you may be that is just plain cheesy!! I had a guy say that to me once lucky for him we were already dating and I knew him well enough to know he was being stupid. If a random guy came up and said that to me I would probably laugh slightly to be nice and then I would run like hell! lol :)
oh lame boys, they're cute...
I'm betting this girl's fave drink before the appletini was the mojito, and cosmo before that.
A trendsetter she is not, so testing these lines on her is safe, but not necessarily a good indicator of how a more intelligent, independent-minded woman might react....
VI
LOL.
Sadly, I know a guy who probably would use that line.
Then again, if she's drinking an appletini, it just might work!
Yep, I would talk to you after that. Definitely. Done and done.
I have used a version of this myself. Except I ask if anyone is a veterinarian. When everyone says no, I flex my arm and say, "Because my pythons are siiick." (Ed. note: I sort of like pythons better, no?)
Ar you suggesting I need to walk around with an appletini to get your attention??
You know that sound in Family Feud when you get a strike?
That's all I could think of after reading that, haha.
How do girls fall for this stuff?
I love it.
Hahaha....that is incredibly brilliant=)
I actually got my first kiss by my high school boyfriend by virtue of this killer line: "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock."
I know I'm awesome.
It works best if you have very tiny biceps.
I think this is a good test: if she laughs you're golden and if not move on to the next girl.
That is funny as hell but I can't believe it worked. Must have been in the delivery.
that.
is.
hilarious.
!!!
lovvvvve ittttt.
that would get me in a heartbeat.
why?
because I'd be laughing my ass off.
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