A gchat exchange with one of my oldest blogging friends, The Gancer.
So@24: What are you doing?
The Gancer: I'm checking your Facebook page for girls you should be poking.
So@24: Hahaha! Well, anything catching your eye?
The Gancer: Susie for one.
So@24: Hahahaha! She's a blogger! Everyone Loves a Boston Girl!
The Gancer: Really? Even better. Get in that ass.
So@24: Yes, Susie is a cute girl.
The Gancer: What about _____ ?? If that's her on the left of her profile picture, you should bag it. Tag it. And sell it to the butcher at the store.
So@24: That's my exgirlfriend Lynn!
The Gancer: Oh. Oops.
So@24: Fucker.
The Gancer: Wait. She's THE girl??
So@24: Yep.
The Gancer: Wowie zowie.
So@24: I'll take that as a compliment.
Part 2 of Lynn's Guest Post will go live on Friday.
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Oh.. oops... to your friend..
Cant wait til Saturday (it'll be friday your time)
Im so excited..
Should I be excited about your break up story? I mean it in a good way. :)
huahuahuahuahua...
oops!
and... sorry bout the danish girl!
who says wowie zowie?
Haha, always good to know your mates are looking out for you... looking forward to Lynn's next post!
The taste of foot, I know it well.
Haha, oops!
"I'm checking your Facebook page for girls you should be poking."
I wonder if poking was such a fortunate choice of word for FB, haha.
I love it - well no one can say you had bad taste in women....
At least you know other people who blog... my friends poke fun that I only know people through the internet.
Susie has been popping up on other people's posts lately. Too funny.
So get cracking and drop some super sexy lines on Everyone loves a Boston Girl.
You can do it. We have faith in you.
I've never had a friend tell me to "get in that ass." Is he asking you to become her proctologist, or is he skipping the regular sex and going straight kinky? Either way, there is latex involved.
Wow, that is one of the biggest/funniest foot-in-mouth conversations, ever.
I was wondering what happened to the second part of Lynn's guest post! I'm glad i didn't miss it.
Can you even still poke on this lame new Fbook?
See, that's nice. Your friends are always looking out for you and trying to find you a girl.
So are you going to poke her? That just sounds so wrong.
you know, somehow "poking" on FB had never sounded dirty to me before. how did i miss that??
girls you should be poking...interesting. lol.
ohhhh another guest post, cant wait!
Ummm Sues, you are officially the sex machine of the week. Getting offers from friend and foe (lesbian internet stalker) alike? Oh giiiirl.
http://betterthancupcakes.tumblr.com/post/60041863/i-love-getting-e-mails-from-people-who-visit-my
And SO, what can I say? Gancer seems to be able to pick em. Sues is going to kill me.
HAHA, nice.
ha if doc approves, must mean So's got good taste :)
Hahahhaha omg you're awesome. And I give you permission to poke me (on Facebook) anytime :)
And TKTC, I won't kill you :) I am getting a lot of advances this week...But who is this lesbian you speak of??
Haha, love when people put their foot in their mouth like that!!
still painful? mostly funny right?
Wowie Zowie. Luv it.
haha...yes susie is adorable. your friend has good taste
and to alexa-- all the cool kids say wowie zowie...including myself.
Facebook stalking/trolling/dating.
Let us know how that works out...
Can't wait for part 2!
Heh, poking. It sounds so dirty... and yet, it's not!
:D
Ha! Well that's a compliment to you,right? Good taste and all?
So have you poked her yet?
haha well at least that means you have good taste right?
Now that is funny! Also, love the "going live" expression. Reminds me of the opening of a grand Broadway play.
Can't wait for Lynn's post :)
Oops. I'd take it as a compliment...it means you have good taste in girls.
oops! looking forward to friday. that should be interesting!
I still don't understand poking on facebook. What does it all mean?
Hahaha. Looking forward to it!
all i have to say is boston is a hell of a lot closer than friekin denmark.
get pokin.
Ew. No. Don't take the advice and FB poke girls you find attractive (especially if you don't know them very well)! Write on their wall, send them a message, or G-chat with THEM.
I think once you are past college age its kind of tacky move since there is no real communication taking place.
Oh, I thought he meant poking as in, you know, boning. thats what it means in Ireland, did you poke her?means did you have sex with her... it never occured to me he might have meant FB poking. although i still think he meant the former..! what a hero.
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