Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Leo's Hidden Stash

I just stumbled upon a hidden "gift" that my roommate Leo left behind for me before he took off.



A stash of Trojan-ENZ condoms he never got a chance to use.




Thank for having faith in me, ol' buddy, ol' pal.


From the private collection: I caught Leo passed out mid booty-text.

39 comments:

Single said...

With the way you work, you better keep an eye on the expiration dates:-)

mentalTHREESIXTY said...

Please put that to good use!

Leo said...

God dammit, Butters.

Auburn Kat said...

Leo - always the wing man....

*~Dani~* said...

That's an awesome pic! Don;t make those condoms an heirloom to be passed on - as mentalthreesixty said - put them to good use!

Maxie said...

do you guys wear matching shoes or does someone have 3 feet?

Tiffany Cavalli said...

Yes.. having some Greek family ties way back seems to make the Trojan thing appeal! On the other hand i really prefer Wet an Wild, or a Rough Rider on those occations when a little pony riding is the order of the day. :)

you could always mail me the Trojans should they not be required! Just teasin.. Love Tiff

saratogajean said...

HAHA, the mid-text pass out. He probably had a bunch of these in his inbox the next morning:

-Hello?

-RU cumming over or what?

-F*ck you

-if you change ur mind, i left the door unlocked ;)

Lyla Lou said...

I miss Leo already. LEO COME BACCCCKKKK.

Trixie Firecracker said...

Did he ever send the booty next?

Miss Tiff said...

Hope you get to put your hidden gift to good use. lol. I have been known many times to pass out just like that in mid drunkin texting.

poodlegoose said...

Well, I guess that just means you can't let those babies go to waste. I mean, they're from Leo, right? Gotta make 'em worth something.

shorty said...

Why didn't you finish his text and wait by the door to see what was coming over. I mean, that would have been the real gift!

You have to cease those kind of opportunities.

Alexa said...

hey leo - you can booty text me anytime.

too forward? oh well : )

and SO - you know what that means right? you gotta put those trojans to use!

unMuse said...

let's hope you can get through the condoms before they expire. HEY! you should make a pool. :-)

LBluca77 said...

Ok I think that is a sign! You must use them.

AnToNeLLa said...

Leo´s hot...I never thought of that before :$ Dammit! and now he´s gone...please-oh-please, display a picture of you two together...that´ll be even hotter :D

Smilf said...

Those things expire...use 'em up!

Matt said...

Sounds like a great friend.

Debbi said...

It's like when the dead husband leaves something behind for the wife, years after the fact. Knowing she'd need it.

Yep. Leo's your woman. well.. yer..uh..

Yah. that guy.

Good job, Leo. And, So, USE THEM! They expire, you know.

Arjewtino said...

That's better than what my ex-roommate did.

With his girlfriend over, he came to my room and asked, "Hey, dude, can I borrow a condom?"

I told him, "Yes, but you're not borrowing it. You can have it."

Ali said...

That is one classic picture.

Now SO, get moving! Literally.

villageidiot said...

Maybe some of Leo's mad game will rub off from the condoms. It could happen....

CageQueen said...

Wow! I had it all built up in my head that Leo was super handsome and that is why he scored so many chicks. Clearly that is not the case. You are ten billion times cuter than he is. I'm sure Leo has a fab pesonality to score the ladies, but this further confuses me because I am assuming you are just as charming in real life as on your blog. Perhaps you are painfully shy? In either case, this was NOT what I pictured Leo to look like. AT ALL. He does look buff, tho. This came across sounding mean but I swear that isn't how I meant it!

LBluca77 said...

Oh I forgot to add to my previous comment. Does Leo have 3 legs, cause there are 3 exact same shoes in the picture. If so please post a picture and let us know what circus he works.

Princess Pointful said...

Mid-booty?! Damn, I would pissed off if I was the recipient, had he actually hit send.

Katelin said...

leo's always looking out for ya, that's the kind of friend everyone needs, haha. and i love the pic, hilarious.

Marie said...

Maybe Leo needed to use those instead of booty texting and passing out.

Was that too mean?

JerseySjov said...

haha! what a great picture; leo's a real cutie.
last year my roommate and i had an excess of condoms so we made a condom tree for our living room.

A Martini Always Helps said...

This looks like gay softcore porn. :)

Dolce said...

This picture is classic!

As for the condoms, put those puppies to use. If you don't know worries. I'm into bare back myself.

JenBun said...

Sometimes, you just get tired in the middle of all the damn booty texts! ;)

Hooray! Condoms! Always use protection.

AnToNeLLa said...

what do you mean with the comment you left? I think I don´t understand it...sorry :(

AnToNeLLa said...

Argh..I see..yes..then I understood it ok..I´m a bit sarcastic..so I would have said exactly the same..anyway..what a quick answer!

Blaez said...

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Narm said...

Water balloon fight!

andrea said...

That's what friends are for...

Douchegirl said...

When Leo comes back, he can booty text me if he wants to. Hopefully he won't pass out mid-text.

Use those condoms already!

Rebekah said...

Go get you some!

And yes, the three matching shoes?