Yes.. having some Greek family ties way back seems to make the Trojan thing appeal! On the other hand i really prefer Wet an Wild, or a Rough Rider on those occations when a little pony riding is the order of the day. :)
you could always mail me the Trojans should they not be required! Just teasin.. Love Tiff
Leo´s hot...I never thought of that before :$ Dammit! and now he´s gone...please-oh-please, display a picture of you two together...that´ll be even hotter :D
Wow! I had it all built up in my head that Leo was super handsome and that is why he scored so many chicks. Clearly that is not the case. You are ten billion times cuter than he is. I'm sure Leo has a fab pesonality to score the ladies, but this further confuses me because I am assuming you are just as charming in real life as on your blog. Perhaps you are painfully shy? In either case, this was NOT what I pictured Leo to look like. AT ALL. He does look buff, tho. This came across sounding mean but I swear that isn't how I meant it!
Oh I forgot to add to my previous comment. Does Leo have 3 legs, cause there are 3 exact same shoes in the picture. If so please post a picture and let us know what circus he works.
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With the way you work, you better keep an eye on the expiration dates:-)
Please put that to good use!
God dammit, Butters.
Leo - always the wing man....
That's an awesome pic! Don;t make those condoms an heirloom to be passed on - as mentalthreesixty said - put them to good use!
do you guys wear matching shoes or does someone have 3 feet?
Yes.. having some Greek family ties way back seems to make the Trojan thing appeal! On the other hand i really prefer Wet an Wild, or a Rough Rider on those occations when a little pony riding is the order of the day. :)
you could always mail me the Trojans should they not be required! Just teasin.. Love Tiff
HAHA, the mid-text pass out. He probably had a bunch of these in his inbox the next morning:
-Hello?
-RU cumming over or what?
-F*ck you
-if you change ur mind, i left the door unlocked ;)
I miss Leo already. LEO COME BACCCCKKKK.
Did he ever send the booty next?
Hope you get to put your hidden gift to good use. lol. I have been known many times to pass out just like that in mid drunkin texting.
Well, I guess that just means you can't let those babies go to waste. I mean, they're from Leo, right? Gotta make 'em worth something.
Why didn't you finish his text and wait by the door to see what was coming over. I mean, that would have been the real gift!
You have to cease those kind of opportunities.
hey leo - you can booty text me anytime.
too forward? oh well : )
and SO - you know what that means right? you gotta put those trojans to use!
let's hope you can get through the condoms before they expire. HEY! you should make a pool. :-)
Ok I think that is a sign! You must use them.
Leo´s hot...I never thought of that before :$ Dammit! and now he´s gone...please-oh-please, display a picture of you two together...that´ll be even hotter :D
Those things expire...use 'em up!
Sounds like a great friend.
It's like when the dead husband leaves something behind for the wife, years after the fact. Knowing she'd need it.
Yep. Leo's your woman. well.. yer..uh..
Yah. that guy.
Good job, Leo. And, So, USE THEM! They expire, you know.
That's better than what my ex-roommate did.
With his girlfriend over, he came to my room and asked, "Hey, dude, can I borrow a condom?"
I told him, "Yes, but you're not borrowing it. You can have it."
That is one classic picture.
Now SO, get moving! Literally.
Maybe some of Leo's mad game will rub off from the condoms. It could happen....
Wow! I had it all built up in my head that Leo was super handsome and that is why he scored so many chicks. Clearly that is not the case. You are ten billion times cuter than he is. I'm sure Leo has a fab pesonality to score the ladies, but this further confuses me because I am assuming you are just as charming in real life as on your blog. Perhaps you are painfully shy? In either case, this was NOT what I pictured Leo to look like. AT ALL. He does look buff, tho. This came across sounding mean but I swear that isn't how I meant it!
Oh I forgot to add to my previous comment. Does Leo have 3 legs, cause there are 3 exact same shoes in the picture. If so please post a picture and let us know what circus he works.
Mid-booty?! Damn, I would pissed off if I was the recipient, had he actually hit send.
leo's always looking out for ya, that's the kind of friend everyone needs, haha. and i love the pic, hilarious.
Maybe Leo needed to use those instead of booty texting and passing out.
Was that too mean?
haha! what a great picture; leo's a real cutie.
last year my roommate and i had an excess of condoms so we made a condom tree for our living room.
This looks like gay softcore porn. :)
This picture is classic!
As for the condoms, put those puppies to use. If you don't know worries. I'm into bare back myself.
Sometimes, you just get tired in the middle of all the damn booty texts! ;)
Hooray! Condoms! Always use protection.
what do you mean with the comment you left? I think I don´t understand it...sorry :(
Argh..I see..yes..then I understood it ok..I´m a bit sarcastic..so I would have said exactly the same..anyway..what a quick answer!
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Water balloon fight!
That's what friends are for...
When Leo comes back, he can booty text me if he wants to. Hopefully he won't pass out mid-text.
Use those condoms already!
Go get you some!
And yes, the three matching shoes?
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