Monday, August 25, 2008

So, is she cute or what?

So@24: Well, what do you think Paxty? Is she cute?
Paxty: I wouldn't mind if you spent half the energy trying to fuck her as you're going to spend trying to convince other people that she's hot.

41 comments:

(Un)popular said...

It's that whole 80/20 rule.

whatigotsofar said...

It's whats inside that counts. If you think she's hot, then she's hot.

Besides, all women look the same after you turn off the lights and mount them from behind.

Deutlich said...

bwaahahahahahaha

friends are the best

each of the two said...

LOOK AT ME!

COMMENTING!

Thbbbbbtt
(blows raspberry of distaste in general direction...)

Katelin said...

haha, oh friends. always good for being straight forward.

LBluca77 said...

It's whats on the inside that counts. I can't believe I was able to type that without laughing.

You should spend your time trying to get up on her.

JenBun said...

So, don't convince people.

Get laid! ;)

Matt said...

So then I take it shes not hot?

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

Um. I don't think that's exactly a good sign now, is it?

Kayleigh said...

....Ruthless.

I like it.

Rachel said...

Do the ultimate test, sleep with and then see if you think she still is hot....

Maxie said...

haha so true.

Anonymous said...

and you don't have to be seen with her in public....

The Ex said...

Oh lord. Men. Seriously.

L.C.T. said...

If you like her, do you care what others think?...

Coconut said...

If you're questioning her hotness, you're probably not that into her.

Trixie Firecracker said...

There's always the paper bag rule...not that I suggest it.

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

Ouch!

Way harsh, Tai!

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poodlegoose said...

This is why you haven't been getting any, isn't it?

sequined said...

Count on a good friend to get your priorities back in line.

The Diva's Thoughts said...

Man!!! Hahaha! too funny.

Stephanie said...

Haha, that was funny. Gotta love your friends. As long as you think she's hot, then go for it. No matter what friends say, they really just want to see you happy.

bloggingbarbie said...

paper bag. 80/20. bwahahahhahahaha.

p.s. i'm waiting.

xo.

Auburn Kat said...

Is Paxty the new Leo?

Remember, it's all about the chemistry you feel...

Sabina said...

Are you sure you're not gay?

Shelley said...

Hah.

It's funny how well our friends get to know our tendencies. It's startling when they first point something out to you.

Douchegirl said...

I'm going to assume she is not up to hotness standards.

Passionista said...

Ouch! At least he's honest.

J said...

Paxty is a wise man.. listen!

UrbanVox said...

you´ve got to admit... it is a good argument!

:)

Mason Stanley said...

"I wanna hook you up with a girl. She has brown hair and a great personality!" hahaha

Carla O'Callaghan said...

I had forgotten how hilarious this really was -- nice work SO, you crack my stuff up!

Dolce said...

I'm just curious...If you like a girl why do you have to spend so much energy getting your friends to find her attractive?

Why the need for so much affirmation?

Effortlessly Average said...

hmmm... I'm not sure I have the right anatomy to comment here. heh.

Smilf said...

Your blog is making me laugh out loud right now. LMAO I need this!

laurwilk said...

I bet you rocked your Iowa Test of Basic Skills with your analogies in Elementary school.

UBERMOUTH said...

Show her your Osh Kosh Be Gosh overalls( you know they still fit) and she will be all yours! :)


I just like saying Osh Kosh Be Gosh and picture you wearing them....it's my new mantra.

Boots said...

Does anyone watch How I Met Your Mother? Follow the 'Hot Crazy Scale'

nycaboo said...

HA. I like paxty. honesty.

thenextfish said...

You know it's true.