"Hey girl. Wanna go halfsies on a baby?""
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- So@24
- Los Angeles, CA, United States
- After 6 years of dating only one girl, I found myself single at 24 (now 26) and tackling the dating scene for my first time. These are my adventures, my mishaps, and stories of triumph... Lordy it's rough.
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58 comments:
Ha!
lolol
let me know how this one goes for you.. haha
Mmm. Definitely a keeper.
But if it does end up working for you, what're you going to do with the baby?
Love it!! Let us know the response
tell me how that one goes for ya, haha.
That's a good one. A girl can't try that though.
If a guy said that to me, I would start laughing and he would for sure become my new bff.
Yeah, women just love that shit.
"Sure; should we decide on child support now or let our lawyers do it later?"
Pretty cute, pretty cute.
Yah sure. I get the top half though.
With a nice garlic white wine sauce?
Oh, is that not the right response to have to that?
I'm going to say the same as others, but let me know how it works out for you.
LOL Not afraid of up-front commitment, eh? ROTFL!!!
Good one! I think Ill try it, too!
hahaha
I'd totally do it with you if you said that to me.
Okay, maybe not.
But only because I have a boyfriend.
I've actually used, "Hey - how about you, me, a case of Natty Light and a pregnancy test?"
It didn't work.
Teehee.
That's a line only a guy could use. Imagine the look girls would get if they used that on guys.
with my poor luck on conceiving lately, yes, yes I would
Hahaha. *breaks eye contact*
you'll either get a hysteric laugh or a slap across the face. let us know how that goes :)
Id stick with the Simba one if i were you...
i want to see this blog become the success of you. i want you to be the male carrie bradshaw! i want to see speed dating and match.com disasters.
you are awesome! so basically i want to see you find your awesome match. if you ever come to chicago im sure a million of us girls are taking you out!
hahahahaha
If I have a kid I'll totally give it to you-- you don't even have to pay me or anything.
I'd laugh and move slowly away. Just in case you were serious ...
Can we put you up to lines too, just to see how they work for you? Looking forward to the result of this one...!
That's good. When I was in NYC over the weekend. I had this one...
"Hey, you" "White girl....do you want to go to a movie with me?"
Now, if I didn't have my b/f and his parents tagging alone, I would have gone. He looked like Napoleon Dynamite.
The best part was, when I told him I had plans with other people, he gave me the "psssh" and huffed off.
I love boys!
When I read this I snorted and my muffin went up my nose. Yes indeed it did.
Perhaps I should stop reading your blog during any meal time to prevent further injuries.
You just made my day!
That's just... wow.
That's pretty genius. While many girls you try to "pick up" probably aren't wanting a baby right now (because of that whole pesky "marriage" thing and whatnot), at the same time when a guy mentions a baby, at any point, we're like "Ooh he likes kids! He's a keeper!"
My cousin earned himself a really awesome girlfriend when he was dancing with her for the first time at a concert and he said, "They're gonna play this song at our wedding!" I thought that one was pretty good, too.
hahaha
wanna borrow 1 or 3 from me for a couple days, just to see if you like playing daddy? Best. birth. control. ever.
Awesome!
Next thing you know, you'll be making child support payments to a woman who spends all the support payments on shoes and purses.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
If that works for you, I might have to rethink everything I ever thought I knew.
lately boys haven't been getting hte 'date' vibe from me so i'm thinkign of having a t-shirt made that says 'date me' and going out to the bar with it.. seeing how that works out.
Lookin for love like it's a pay-per-view Tyson fight.
You stay classy, San Diego.
HA!! I want video proof when you decide to use this. Seriously.
Good luck with that one ;)
lol that is pretty awesome. I'm pretty sure most chicks would find you intriguing at worst and irresistible at best :)
On the opposite side of the spectrum here's an exchange I had with a guy once.:
Douche: "You look a lot like my next ex wife."
me: "fuck off."
I think you'll have better results than these
That is by far the best line I have ever heard and would give me that good old-fashioned feeling where I'd do anything to bone you.
Oh you have to use it!
that one only works on certain women and those types of women you don't want.
Hilarious. Love it!
I would run screaming. You know my opinion on babies...
it should read : "Hey girl. Wanna go halfsies on a bastard"
Either way it is quality!
"Baby the other other white meat"
Thats an old school line, the classics never go out of style!
Well, they'd probably stop in their tracks at least...
Here's a stellar couple of lines I got at a bar once:
Him: Hey cutie, do you like Stuff?
Me: Um, yeah.
Him: Do you like Things?
Me: (laughing) Sure.
Him: Do you like Stuffin' Things?
Yeah. He was a real treat. Jackass.
It's lines like that, that make me wish I were a boy sometimes. Hillarious!
I learned a great pick-up line from John Lovitz: "Did I mention I have a penis?"
I'm about sleepy enough to fall for that one...
ouch!
Oh, my God. I needed this. On a day like today, I needed this. :]
you know someone once tried this on me.
and i didn't go careening into his arms. i can't remember why...
THAT is hilarious. Dickskin soft and halfsies on a baby? How come the guys I know don't know how to talk to a woman like you do!? LOL
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