Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Moves Make the Man

So@24: One of my classic moves in college was finding a random girl at a party, licking my thumb and rubbing it across her forehead.

And then I'd go, "Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimba."

Jack: How that didn't get you laid is beyond me.

71 Tickle My Ego?:

Hex said...

You know if that's striking out for you, it might be time to break out the "You've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" song.

Always works for me ;)

JerseySjov said...

reading this made gatorade come out my nose.

erin said...

That literally just made me laugh out loud at my desk! And I might officially have a blog crush on you if you actually did that at parties. Ice breaker and a Lion King reference? A girl really couldn't ask for more :)

Jack said...

If a girl doesn't appreciate that then she's not worth your time.

LBluca77 said...

I would pay good money to see you do that.

Hammen said...

Mufasa!
Oooooh! Say it again!
Mufasa!
Oooohhh!
Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa!

Lys said...

Ummm.. SO@24, I just lost it. What the heck?? *LOL*

Passionista said...

If you had then picked me up over your head, you so would have gotten me!

Maxie said...

that is beyond ridiculous... although I'd probably think it was quite clever if i was drunk.

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QueenBitch said...

My cat is called Simba. He smells.
why are you still single? with moves like that there should be a line around the block to be your gf!

TKTC said...

hahahahahahahahahaha

Marie said...

Pure awesome. Let me know if that line/action ever gets you anywhere.

oestrebunny said...

haha that's ace!

logorrheic. said...

hahahhaa.

that would have completely worked on me. i probably would have found it adorable.

rawbean said...

Awhhh is Jack the new Leo?

Rhoobs said...

fyi ... girls dont like spit as much as guys do.

but i think i just peed myself laughing at that one. just a little.

Katelin said...

well maybe you would have gotten laid if her name was nahla or mufassa.

Mason Stanley said...

HAHAH!!! I love it!! I'll let you know how that works for me in vegas this weekend.

rs27 said...

Usually saliva on a girl isn't a good icebreaker. Unless she likes it.

then yes.

BloodRedRoses said...

I probably would have attempted to lift you over my head in a reinactment of the circle of life.

Then we would have to sing through the whole movie and act it out until the end.

That's just the way I roll.

hautepocket said...

Hahaha. How that didn't get you kicked in the face is beyond me!

margottobed said...

bahahaha i actually laughed outloud to this...

Douchegirl said...

Hakuna Matata. It's our motto.
What's a motto?
Nothing! What's a motto with you?

God, how I love The Lion King. If a guy tried to pick me up like that I would have MARRIED him.

poodlegoose said...

Personally, turbans and flying carpets would win me over. But that's just me. Sometimes, you just can't account for taste ;)

Sara Jane said...

gross...spit? really?

How did you ever follow that one up?

notthelifeiordered said...

I just fell off hte couch laughing.

I wish I was exaggerating, but I'm not.

I persoally would like to just sleep all the time, let the guy do all the work, he kiss me and then I just wake up and we're madly in love. I'm all about not doing any work.

What? That only works in fairy tales? WhatEVER!

The Charming Hedonist said...

Am I the only girl who would have immediately pushed you up against a wall and said "Pinned ya."?

a wishful thinker said...

Oh.

Wow.

How could any girl resist? ;)

Melissa said...

I've never commented here before (hi!), but this made me laugh out loud. Thanks. ;)

( . )( . ) said...

omg, I would totally fall for that, that is HOT!

Just Wandering... said...

Wow....

I'm lost for words...

your invisible pixie said...

i think ashley tisdale would totally go for that. try it out on her next time she's nearby.

andrea said...

Haha, love it but ewww.

The Japxican said...

lol that is so excellent...

seriously, how is it that the ladies do not love that?!?!?!

Damn...now I reaaaaaaally want to watch the Lion King

d said...

God, that works on me EVERY time.

heatherdc said...

hahaha wow.

seriously though, what girl wouldn't want to feel like the heir to the jungle? mmmHmm. that's hot

Adorably Bitter said...

I didn't figure out the Lion King connection until I read the comments, so most probably in real life that would leave me very scared but interested on what would follow.

But if I actually figured out where it came from, you'd do bad. I kept crying throughout the Lion King every single time I saw it. Not pretty

Amy said...

So classy.

m.b. said...

My friends actually do that. So when I read this, I almost died from laughing.

I think it's a great conversation piece. (Not to mention, super sexy)

cassette45 said...

HA! Love it. I'd go for that. Pull out any Disney reference and we're hooked. :)

Narm said...

My roommate BAAA's at girl's like he is a sheep - and it works. Girls is crazy.

Lauren said...

Hahahaha. Did you say "Everything the light touches is our kingdom" afterwards? Because, really, that would have rocked.

laurwilk said...

You should use beer instead of spit. The whole spit thing reminds me of a wet willy and I HATE wet willies!

villageidiot said...

I agree with laruwilk - try it with beer. And if she can lick it off, you should totally date her. And get her a job in the circus....

Trixie Firecracker said...

And I thought I was good...

UrbanVox said...

men...
you're the best! lol
#But I think my approach worked best...
I was the shy guy see... girls looove shy guys (well at least the wicked ones did.. lol!

shorty said...

Why didn't I go to college??

My new move is going to be....asking a guy if he likes to kiss and if he says yes I'm just going to plant one on him. Then I will continue to ask him questions until I've rounded home plate.

: )

Dolce said...

Where do you come from? Second star to the right, and straight on till morning?

b.m.w. said...

m.b., the girl who left the comment that we "actually do that", is one of my best friends. and ummm... yeah, we actually do that.
thought it was just us.
where'd you first see it? haha

Lyla Lou said...

OMG. That is hillarious. I am out of words.

Nico said...

SO@24 ftw, for sure

Chicago Girl said...

hot.

PhoenixHearse said...

Holy crap. You're nothing if not entertaining. As long as I'm not the one you're rubbing your spit on of course.

JenBun said...

Yes, referencing "The Lion King" always works to get me in the mood!

Not to mention having spit on my face...

;)

Miss Mar said...

Uh thanks for making me laugh out loud at work and get weird looks.... thanks.

allienicole said...

LMAO!

Josephine said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! So ridiculous :D

Hey, a sense of humor is sexy to girls, you know ;)

pinkhighheels said...

I literally just spit water out all over my keyboard, thanks SO!!

Seriously though, a Lion King reference? That's awesome! =)

Jenn said...

This? Is why I gave you a kick ass blogger award.

monkeylove said...

haha, I'm more familiar with the saliva on the lips move but I suppose the application of saliva on my forehead could also be fun (or disgusting). lol

LBluca77 said...

You are so popular. Look at all these comments.

Blaez said...

like The Charming Hedonist I too would have put you against the wall and said "pinned ya"...hoping that maybe you'd pin me and..

never mind...

wow that could turn dirty fast!

sequined said...

The other day my sister and I were in one of those elevators that's glass and looks out into the courtyard of its building, and she turned with a sweeping gesture and said, "Someday, Simba, all this will be yours."

You guys would totally get along.

Miss Milk said...

Hahahaha. Nice. I would absolutely go for a guy who did that.

katrocket said...

hahahahaha! I just feel off my chair.

I can't believe it took me this long to get here - thanks for your visit, you got rocketrolled!

Alexa said...

shut the front door. i'm stealing this.

bakingwithplath said...

Oh my god, best thing I've heard all week (or month, or year...maybe even the best thing I've heard in my whole entire life...)

~Angela~ said...

You totally just made me laugh out loud. Wow. Well done.

Ali said...

Bwahahahaha!

Who could turn you down with ice-breaker gold like that?

Once I rubbed the saliva off my head I would totally swoon :)

Normal Jane said...

Oh man, I'm embarasingly late on reading this entry, but my God, I just truly laughed out loud. I can't even imagine my reaction if some guy did that to me...ever.
lol!!!