Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Deep Thoughts in my Undies

Sunday afternoon I did absolutely nothing. I was a fucking slug.

The house was empty; not a roommate to be seen. The summer sun was cooking my yellow skin to an even finer yellow. I was baking like a toasted cheeser.

I didn't bother to get dressed. I planted myself on the living room couch in my boxers and spent hours cruising through the entire series of Freaks and Geeks.

And I thought to myself:
This would be a lot more fun if there was a girl in a tank top and underwear combo sitting here sweating with me.

55 comments:

The Sexologist said...

But wouldn't everything be better if a girl in a tank top and underwear combo was always around?

wanderingtex said...

well, if you were in germany, i know several girls who would be more than happy to be her. just an option!

UrbanVox said...

sad... But I'll have to agree with you...

logorrheic. said...

everything in life goes up a couple notches when there's someone in their underwear with you :)

poodlegoose said...

Mmmm yellow skin.

Auburn Kat said...

You could always get a dog or a cat?

sid said...

LOL! I have the same thoughts. But instead of a girl there's a guy ... and we're at the beach, lounging and reading.

Narm said...

Most of my best thoughts come from deep in my undies.

allthewine said...

everything is better....watching Freaks and Geeks.

Rachel said...

The good 'ol tank top and underwear bit. Trust me, we know what it does to you guys, why do you think have so many that match up?

Dr Zibbs said...

I've watched (re-watched) every episide of F and G over the last 2 weeks. Love it.

Maxie said...

the sandlot = best movie ever.

jamie said...

Ahhh an entire day on the couch. Jealous.

Hex said...

@Auburn Kat: I don't know about SO@24, but a dog or a cat wearing a tank top doesn't really all do that much for me.

(Un)popular said...

I agree. Sitting around the house naked or even half naked with your significant other is relaxing. And leads to sex.

rawbean said...

awhhh.....maybe wearing a pair of your boxers.

Ms. Megan said...

What a coincidence I sat on the couch in my undies on Sunday too... I did have to get dressed when the pizza guy delivered my pizza, I guess me in my undies could have been his tip!

LBluca77 said...

That is exactly what I did on Sunday, except I was not wearing a tank top and underwear. OK, kidding I was. A few friends even came over later for a pillow fight.

whatigotsofar said...

Open the yellow pages, turn to Escorts and dial whichever number you'd like.

And in the long run, probably cheaper than a real girlfriend.

longredcape said...

I miss that show :( I have an inexplicable attraction to Jason Segel.

Shelley said...

Ah, one of the perks of living alone... no reason to put pants on.

Kellie said...

I have a man and I WISH I could get him to sit 1/2 nekkid w/ me on the couch on Sundays. Instead in all his ADHD glory he is off doing something w/ the house, the yard, his motorcycle, etc etc. All while I sit on the couch and catch up on some TV. Just saying that even if you had a g/f she still may not want to sit all day 1/2 nekkid w/ you unfortunately. :(

Coconut said...

I love freaks and Geeks! I watched every episode on DVD a few years ago with my brother. It seems like no one else has ever heard of it!!

Passionista said...

This begs the question...did you find new roommates yet?

mnwhr said...

Hell, a day to do nothing seems it's own reward.

Jamie said...

you know your blog is HUGE when google reader recommends it! yay for you!!!

Marie said...

Your next post should be on the search words people used to get to this post.

andrea said...

Freaks and Geeks, though a great show, is always better when you have someone to share it with.

Julie said...

I've done the same over the past week, except with Prison Break. It's better watching without a guy in his underwear next to me because then I wouldn't be able to orgasmically sigh every time I see Wentworth Miller's face/body on screen.

ÄsK AliCë said...

I sometimes sit around in my little boyshort undies and tank wishing there was a boxer-clad boy hanging out with me

Thems the breaks

rs27 said...

I prefer any girl at this point.

Trixie Firecracker said...

Some things are better done alone. I'd suggest adding beer to the mix.

Elijah said...

Freaks & Geeks is frickin' awesome! Now follow that up with the sophomore attempt...Undeclared!

Deutlich said...

yeah.. company is always nice

Dolce said...

I don't know if I agree.

That's my typical Sunday and my husband hates it. He's too motivated for my liking on the weekends.

Shelley said...

Well there was a reason I was playing my small collection of Decemberists songs while writing my own post - it was your post a few days ago (on facebook stalking). I was reminded that I had some of their songs. I like them alright but they're still growing on me. Sometimes it takes awhile.

BloodRedRoses said...

I've never watched any Freaks or Geeks... Or seen the Sandlot.

Perhaps I better crawl back under that rock I've been living under to escape the embarassment.

Matt said...

Every thing is better when it involves a hot girl in a tank top...

kind of how like cheese makes everything taste better...

Smilf said...

Sounds like the perfect Sunday! That is my husband's favorite weekend thing to do. And I am the hot girl in the undies and tank top. HA!

Katelin said...

i love lazy days. even if i do it by myself :)

margottobed said...

i think these things all the time and then i immediately think 'but i'm supposed to be super independent and not want that so i'm going to find a way to make this more fun being alone'

.. it works sometimes.

hautepocket said...

I was that girl Sunday afternoon...although I had the AC pumping. And I was victim to HBO's The Wire. BEST Day Ever.

k. mead said...

you are funny to read and seem like a great guy. It sucks to be single - esp if all your friends are coupled. Lucky for us though - now is the time to figure ourselves out and have fun.

Josephine said...

Sounds like a perfect day for me, with or without a half-naked lover :)

Sabina said...

Freaks and Geeks is one of the best shows ever! Daniel Desario FTW.

monkeylove said...

Yes, that would make things better to be in a tank top and underwear combo with my man in his "undies" *sigh* maybe someday.

Jess said...

24...age is just a number.. I'll be that in abot two wks.. HOLY MOLY. LOL

U've been tagged... check it out at 10a est tomorrow.

Stephanie said...

It's always better when your bf/gf is with you and wearing close to nothing. At least you had Freaks and Geeks to keep you company.

Blaez said...

definatly!

EP said...

Not gonna lie: That sounds amazing. And to have a SO next to you wearing next to nothing is also nice. And watching the entire series of Freaks and Geeks? Amazing.

Two Date Diva said...

Yeah, I think we've all been there except well, I 'd prefer a cute boy n boxers to snuggle with to a chick in a tank top.

Jess said...

look at this post

:)

Lyla Lou said...

Freaks & Geeks is so awesome. I wish I could find a guy like you.

Shelley said...

Sweet! You wanna find O'Dell Lake for me, too?

Emily said...

Jeez how do you get so much blog traffic?

I just wanted to say I too have been viewing the entire series of freaks and geeks. seeing "forgetting sarah marshall" inspired me.

I will also vouch for the online dating thing. A great site is okcupid dot com. They have an interesting way to match people.