Violet: You can be my Wonder Twin. You would turn into water and I would turn into the animal.
So@24: Why do you get to be the animal??
Violet: Because the girl turns into animals.
So@24: Power of... STEAM!
Violet: What would happen if you turned into a puddle and I drank you? Would you die?
So@24: I'd probably turn into beads of sweat on your body.
Violet: Would you like that?
So@24: It'd be the closest I've been to a woman's body in years.
Violet: How can you stand it??
So@24: I use my humor to mask my pain.
If you take anything away from this conversation, it is these points.
1. Apparently my "game" exists only on the internet.
2. My little heart flutters for girls who just might be as toolish as me.
3. I am probably the only person in the world to use a Hanna Barbera cartoon as a means of sexual innuendo.
* I reference the Wonder Twins in another post here.
31 comments:
You are too cute! :)
Seriously, you just need to take that chat out into the real world.
I loved the wonder twins....scratch that, I love making fun of them.
"Form of water!"
"Form of....bucket....what the hell are we suppose to do now?"
I am serious, how has no one snatched you up yet? I'd be in heaven if I could have conversations like these with a guy of my own.
Yeah...i like Violet. I even like her "handle." Also- the truth- you really do have MAD CRAZY internet game. You cannot possibly be as awkward as you let on in person.
Hope Leo's having fun in France.
It's Hollywood's most long overdue blockbuster --
The Wonder Twins: Gleeps Revenge.
i kid you not...i totally busted out the "siiiiiimba" thumb move last night and it WORKED! it was the perfect set up--
cute guy: "hey, look at that cat on the couch, it looks like a lion?" me: *light bulb goes on in her head re:SO@24's post* "Siiiiiimba"
he thought it was hilarious!!! score.
my flirting skills ONLY exist on the internet and by text. I have no game in person... I think it's pretty common.
See you got game, you now have to take it out to the street to the 3 dimensional people.
And you haven't asked this girl out on an actual date yet because...?
It's ok, somewhere out on the internet is the right girl for you.
You have made 'net game.....you should go to a Borders or something on a date....both of you bring your laptops and spend the time chatting back and forth, and if you play your cards right....she may download your program or at least tickle your floppy.
Y'all are too much... *LOL*
I like you. You're funny.
So, why don't you go for Violet?
At the risk of being a sheep, I agree with everyone else. Why is Violet only an internet flirt friend and not a real life flirt friend?
Aww. My heart flutters for guys who are as nerdy as me.
if you could be any "form of.." what would it be. I used to think I'd want to the the proverbial fly on the wall, but I've seen the spider problem I have in my garage.
(by the way, i found a set of rings at a flea market a few years back. i often pull them out and try really hard to shape-shift.)
Yes, agreeing with everyone commenting, you and voilet need to organise some sexy times!
I agree with whoever else said ' why have you not been snatched up by now' you sound like a complete sweetheart. All the best x
I'm not sure who the wonder twins are but I love these types of conversations.
LOL. As always, you make me crack up!
good gawd man. we have talked about this. just do it. stop putting the pussy on a pedestal and have some fun. your right arm must be twice as big as your left at this point....
sometimes water just goes right through people...
if you know what I mean.
There is NO way you are the only one to reference Hanna Barbera cartoons in sexual innuendo... I made a great one about Magilla Gorilla just the other day! ;)
You've seen this, right: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mhbxlz_wrI
I strongly believe anything can turn into a sexual innuendo.
Can you weigh in on my blog debate, Men Versus Women? I suspect you're on our team but I may be wrong....
I agree with passionista.
Wonder Twins is to Lauren as football is to SO24. What the eff are you talking about? I don't get it!
"Apparently my "game" exists only on the internet."
This is what FWB's are for, so you can practice your game on a real life girl with no fear of loss.
so what you are saying is that you get cyber laid and that's it?
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