Did you mean to send this to my taller, whiter, more shaved head counterpart?
Nope, but I'll take that as subtle rejection. But let's hang out anyway. :)
Ahhhhh, a message from Janice:
based on your song [dammit, she knows the 90's classic Timmy T's "One More Try"... alright, you get one point, lucky broad] --
we are soul mates. :)
I'm comin back to h-wood march 28th.
keep that weekend open for some serious hangout time.
I'll consider the boob touching ;)
miss you [insert disgusting, cute playoff on my name] <3>
Sidenote: Can I mention how weirded out I get sometimes that my new boss's name is Lynn? What the fuck, man.
I'm getting drunk tonight.