That girl wrote:
hey kiddo.Let's get a few things straight on this matter.
when are we hanging out again?
we're due for another makeout session.
Make out sesh? What make out sesh? I know I have been known to drink in excess and then promptly black the f out. It's not out of the ordinary for me to tend to be a tad forgetful of events that occurred.
But I will remember damn well when I make out with someone.
Can you lie on MySpace? Isn't that illegal? Are you allowed to do that?
Secondly, I totally see right through her tactic.
She just wants to hang out in hopes that my friend Chad will be hanging out and then they can get drunk and then he can take her to Bone Country again.
Why can't girls just be direct with what they want? If you were just honest about what your goal was, I'd have so much more respect for you and will be more than happy to help you in your endeavors for a jam down. Everyone deserves to get their's. I'm like a fucking cherub.
But to try and play it off that you're really interested in hanging out (which I don't really care to do anyway) as if I'm some middle-man and that I'm not privy to it?
Give me a break.
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women.
'bone country' - ha. we call it Bone City here in chi-town, which can found if you take BJ Boulevard right past Hand Job Village.
wtf? who on earth would throw out the idea of a makeout with the intention of macking on someone else? that makes no sense. are you sure you never madeout with her?
can people tell the truth on myspace, is the better question.
These girls you know...
Not all girls.
Bah! Bone Country. That's awesome.
Hahaha I like "bone country!" Too funny!
Yeah, she definitely has the motive of hoping you'll bring along your friend. What she's REALLY saying is "When is my next make out session with your boy?" haha
aside from nothing...
You really are the MS Paint king of defacement -- good job kiddo!
I don't believe for one second that guys actually want to know what girls really want.
Cause I want an attractive guy who thinks I'm attractive, that thinks I'm a catch and is proud to have me. That likes spending time with me...more than he likes working. That loves cars and motorcycles and ME. That eventually might consider marrying me and having a family. Damnit.
And I can bet there isn't one guy that just read that and wouldn't turn and run as fast as he can.
Is it just me or you have not met one normal girl in LA?
You're surrounded by crazys.
Run.
Faster!
this entry made me laugh so hard! but yeah, she sounds like a real whack-job... just Myspace blank her :)
Just forward the message to Chad and tell him you got it by mistake. ;)
Games, games, games... why do girls play games!
lie on myspace? psssh.
all those girls with big boobs and short skirts that friend request you MUST be real. lol ;)
Girls being direct with what they want? Ah, HELLO? How the Hell are we supposed to blame you later if we do that?
:)
I hear ya, that was so not cool.
Why can't girls just be direct with what they want?
I stopped reading at that point. WOMEN ARE NEVER DIRECT!
Ever heard a woman say 'no.' You haven't, because they will use every word in the language to create an excuse before being direct and just saying 'no.'
ew that is so weird that she'd ask you about making out when she actually wants to get with your friend.
and i snorted when i read "bone country". hilarious.
Who even sends messages saying "we're due for another makeout session"????
Hahha wow, I'm soo trying that now...I'm going to write it on my friend's Facebook wall...is that bad???
ah singledom! How I miss it.
the women you seem to meet are awful representations for the gender.
You're upset about that? I would've been upset with being called kiddo?!
Freaking patronising skank.
Delete!
haha, can you lie on myspace? Isn't that illegal?
Thanks for the laugh, all the girls in LA must be crazy.
We should totally make out again. Last time was wicked fun.
Only this time, can we kick Leo off the couch? He kept grabbing my ass and it was distracting.
Babe. You need a spa day. You're getting a wee bit angry.
i'm with Pheonix. if we told you directly what we want, you'd run away. we're supposed to guide you to what we want and make it seem like your idea.
stop talking to dumb girls who don't know the how to behave like females, let alone women. insecure, underachieving heifers.
soo...when are we having another makeout session?
who says that? really, who?
Oh man. That girl has no game.
WTF? I have no idea what I would say to that.
I agree. Women can be very, very vague when it comes to what they want.
But maybe a "make out session" is her way of saying "I've missed you!"
uh she called you "kiddo"? and then asked for a makeout session?
WHY is this girl a myspace friend? seriously, who does that on a myspace page...yuck
I don't know why, but this was fun to read. Are you sure she doesn't think that you're Chad? Because that could be played to great comedic effect.
I'm with Just Wandering...I fell into seizures at "kiddo." I despise that word, and should never be used in the same sentence as "make out."
She sounds like an idiot. Avoid!!!
(not that you haven't been)
It amazes me sometimes that people like that have friends.
I HATE MySpace, it is making creating more crazies in the world.
Way to feel used, I hate that. I used to have to deal with that when I was in my first years in college and my friend was the "gorgeous" one that all the guys wanted. Got old real quick!
I totally missed that during the last entry...that you made out with her, and then your friend boned her. I thought they were 2 diff. girls. Whoops.
it'd be a public service.. like a good deed to let her get boned... don't you see? you're red cross...for sex..
Why can't girls just be direct?????
OK!!!
So when are you coming to TX so we can make out?!?! haha!!!
I can't lie, I don't even know when the last "makeout" session was that I had.
Me + Boys = F&$%#@#^% UP!
That is pretty shady of her to use you to get to your boy! I'm not sure I would take that route. Sure SIGN to STAY AWAY!!!
:-)
ROAR!
"Why can't girls just be direct with what they want? If you were just honest about what your goal was, I'd have so much more respect for you and will be more than happy to help you in your endeavors for a jam down."
I think you just resolved my query on my blog from this morning. Thank you.
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