Oh. And you should have sex with that one girl.
So@24: You have to have an erection to have sex. That much I do remember.
Leo: Are you kidding me?? She's decently cute! Nice body!
So@24: She doesn't get the blood flowin' in the right places, 'know what I mean?
Leo: Dude. Alcohol. Nectar of the Gods has good effects on the body and mind. Penis goes in hole, out of hole. Repeat. Rinse (literally). Politely kick out door.
So@24: I was hammered at the party and I was still not even considering it. Not even when she came BACK after dropping her friend off.
Leo: I think your libido has seriously wandered into the woods and died.
Leo: 10,000 years from now it'll appear, strangely preserved, at the bottom of a glacier during a particularly warm spring. Someone will stumble across the carcass. It'll be on the cover of National Geographic.
Leo: Wait. She came back?
So@24: Yep.
Leo: Oh fuck. Really.
So@24: -chews on straw piece-
Yeeeeeeeeeup.
-spits in spittoon-
45 comments:
Lmao. Leo needs to get laid. So, for that matter, do you.
Find that libido and haul it back before it dies of exposure out there in them woods!
Just...don't think bout it too much. Just jump right into it. Too much thinking will KILL your drive, I'm telling you...
I do. I really really do.
That's what girls talk about too. Sometimes. Maybe just us? I don't think so, probably all girls.
dammit just picture someone else's head on said chicks body.
wait. did i just say that?
someone must have slipped testosterone into my drink again!
See, there you go. For all that praise you gave of girls who are forward and obvious about what they want, you just proved that it is no easier for us than it is for guys. We can be totally obvious, but if the chemistry isn't there, it ain't happenin'. And on top of that, as Leo has proven, even if the chemistry isn't there, a cute forward girl who might otherwise have real romantic interest in a guy often risks becoming an easy lay.
I'm sorry, boys, but you made me lose a little more faith in humanity (or at least the male half of it) tonight.
(That wasn't meant to be a total downer - and believe me, I'm all for you getting laid - I'm just a little jaded. Especially recently.)
to go along with logorrheic's comment i will share with you a piece of wisdom that is constantly muttered, yelled and slyly said during conversations between me and my 4 best guy friends:
just close your eyes, dude. you just gotta close your eyes.
it's kind of funny how 2 of my guy friends are in your place and the others and myself are in leo's, waiting in anticipation for you guys to get some and go absolutely wild.
tell leo i'll let him know if we figure out a tactic to cross you boys over to the darkside.
24,
Thanks for keeping the candles out! Get out there and work some of that 24 magic!
And Leo, I just want to hug you! And maybe let you cop a feel. ;)
Ultimadea, I understand your point but... well, and I think many female readers will corroborate this--sometimes girls just wanna get theirs too. Judging from the behavior of this girl, I highly doubt she was interested in a relationship. I think she just wanted to see So@24 naked.
All humans are sexual beings, we're biologically hardwired to get down.
A lot. We're a stone's throw from the hyper-sexual Bonobo monkey. The sooner we all accept that, the sooner the world we become a much much happier place.
Happy Friday night all...
-cracks beer-
May it be eventful.
everyone talks about that... me and my girls have had many similar conversations...
That illustration is a thing of beauty. And the random Wikipedia links crack me the hell up, although I'm not entirely sure why.
I think libido is kind of lazy. It takes a break when it knows it'll have to work very hard, like when there are no good prospects on the horizon, and rears its head all the damn time when you have an easy lay sharing a bed with you on a regular basis. So you just have to cajole its fat ass off the couch and into the bars with you.
If you don't use it, you lose it. True story.
Laughing. Loudly. Because you crack me up. And so does Maxie. And yes.
Leo sounds like kind of a dick.
save your libido before it's too late...
But if Leo is so hot, where are his wimmins?
I agree that both of you need a good pounding.
Definitely don't force it. If Leo wants to get laid, let Leo get laid. If you don't, then wait for it.
I would give you the same advice my Mom gave me when deciding whether to eat while feeling sick- if imagining it does nothing for you, actually going through with it probably won't be much better. Trust your instincts, they know you better than your friends.
Hmmm...thanks for letting me in the guy mind. I had a feeling it would be something like this. Although, maybe some things just had to remain a mystery :)
Haha. These comments are cracking me up. I had so many lewd comments running through my mind, but I settled on foregoing all of them and saying this: guys really aren't as hard to understand as I once thought, and this post is just proof positive of that very fact. Thank you.
Maybe Leo will lend you HIS libido for a few hours?
Ya know - while yours is all frozen and shit?
Also, you've outlined what you want in terms of like, alcoholism (eg: shotgunning a beer) and so on, but never physically.
Find someone hot and relatively un-crazy. Make her feel hot, but be subtle about it. Make her work for compliments - do not hand them out like condoms at the free clinic (not that I have ever been). And then wait for her to throw her underwear at you.
Ta-daaaa!
And hell, if that doesn't work, hand her off to Leo, since he's apparently ready to go, and she won't have underwear on.
And if alcohol doesn’t work, just slip a little Viagra into your cocktails…
It think single girls talk about that as well...
an unusual preservation so@24!
I love your blog! Keep posting, and I'll stay tuned. And maybe get to know you better? :)
You both need sex. But it is better with someone who gets the blood flowing to the right places without alcohol having to be involved.
Here's the deal - you can't possibly be 24 and this funny.
go for older women - you'll be happier -- and I'm not just saying that because you're on the bangers list.
I told Keri Oke would should hold the blogger meet here in So Cal. Because obviously we have the sunshine and the best bloggers. At least LA does, anyway. ;)
I wrote like 9 comments and deleted them. I was offending MYSELF! The bottom line is, and I don't care if sounds mean: You need to bang some chicks you're not into. You'll feel better with each one. I worry about you, which is weird, cause I've never met you. When you do get laid, please post the details IMMEDIATELY!
Leo -
Oh, I definitely agree, and when I finally had my post-breakup - post-celibacy - meaningless night-o-fun, it was a glorious moment. I'm just not down with the idea of someone getting used so that someone else can end their dry spell. Mutual using? A-okay. But from this dialog, it sounded like maybe she wasn't just in it for the sex; I'll take your word for it that she was (or seemingly was).
That being said, I agree with brainiac_chick: alcohol shouldn't have to be involved.
...But if it is, it's easier to justify the next day. ;)
How'd the weekend turn out for ya?
I can't believe the girl came back. And it's definitely a good thing that you don't just bone every cute girl that throws herself at you
I bet I can get the blood pumping to the right areas ;o)
I promise to be gentle (to start with).
Sorry: reading your posts always makes me feel like being a letchy old lady!
ok i'm dying at the above comment....
niiice....
isn't it at least comforting that if need be, many of your faithful readers would be willing to help you out? =P
Yeah, chicks talk like that too.
Uh, guys? Beer/ alcohol kills the libido. "Brewer's Droop" is so sad.
Dang, you guys are pickier than I thought! ROTFLMAO at "close your eyes"... OUCH!
Damn right girls just want it sometimes... that double standard ended when we graduated HS.
Wish *I* could help you out.. you are so fucking YUMMY! ;)
Ha ha ha. Leo is funny.
wow that picture is seriously amazing , i think it should be poster size somewhere...and who comes back to a party after already leaving it?
Thank you for making my Monday morning SO much better...you two crack me up!
LOL where do you find your pictures? On another note, I advise against just hitting and quitting, you may get more than you bargained for!
I'm thinking when you find a chick that you have chemistry with you'll have no problem finding that lost libido.
HAHAHAHAHA. Both of you are just too hilarious!
I love you gina!
On Opposite Day!
Not all girls just want to get laid. And it would be okay if you didn't either, So. Just saying.
Not sure if anyone in the history of drunkenness has turned down anything like that. Except for maybe a gay guy?
Leo sounds like a great friend. At least he is looking out for your sex life!
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