Apparently I blacked out from approx. 11:00 - 3:30.
I don't even remember blacking out. I thought I remembered the entire night pretty well as you can tell from this. I was wrong.
That is until I had this conversation this morning:
Beth: you were so meaty at the bartender aka your best friend until he asked if I was your girlfriend
So@24: I was being mean to him??
Beth: you honked my boob while looking at him and you called me "candy cane"
Beth: no, you weren't mean. more like, "yeah, what up son!?!" and you made me kiss you in front of him just so he knew for sure that we were a really couple
So@24: Okay! Okay! Don't tell me anymore. Ignorance is bliss!
Beth: why? you know i don't get phased by that kind of stuff with you.
It's true. She's used to it.
Damn I'm good.
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ha ha ha in this case, maybe ignorance is bliss. he he he
You made her kiss you? And honked the boobie? And she doesn't get phased? Smooth, 24.
Of course, as I've said before, all of us girls have an e-crush on you because you always seem to know the right thing to say. That, and you're pretty damn cute.
Good luck.
You honked her boob? Hahahaha. Sorry to laugh at your expense, but the image in my head is priceless.
Though honking a boob is not even close to the most embarrassing things I have done while blackout drunk. You are right, ignorance is bliss!
haha that's hilarious. i love that you honked her boob and she was okay with that. haha. good times.
Classic. Seriously.
This is my head.
Being buried in my hands.
you "honked" her boob. priceless. she's a keeper if she'll put up with that. ;)
The truth comes out! haha. It's always good to keep a friend around who reacts to your craziness like that :)
I think I like this Beth girl. Sounds a lot like me!
that's hysterical. seriously.
Made her kiss you? Honked her boob? Wow... just...wow
Whatever you don't remember, you get to choose whether to acknowledge that it happened or not! It's a rule.
Boobies are cool. Honking boobies is awesome fun. Nature's rule, Daniel-san, not mine.
You? are so damn funny.
Please tell me that when you honked her boob you made the noise "beep beep"! That would make this story just a little more classy.
When does she come to town again?
you were meaty to the bartender? Weird dude ;-)
I know you're not listening to us, but Beth is a total keeper.
She sure is patient. A lesser girl in her position may have taken advantage of your condition.
That's hilarious! Well, it sounds like Beth is more than just a friend. I know my friends act stupid and hit on me when they are drunk, but I wouldn't climb into bed with them the same night. Sounds like a good start to the new year! hehe
I would quite enjoy to be called 'candy cane' sometime, very endearing
You dodgy, dodgy man! She has to like you if she'll put up with that - good work!
I am still hearing from people that I drunk-dialed with no recollection. And I swear my hangover lasted two days. But alas, I had no action, friend-based or otherwise (though apparently after passing out I did actually sleep in the same bed as three other people).
HA! You had me at boob honk...
And seriously, I wish I were as well-behaved during my blackouts...
Wow, you are SMOOTH. Haaaaahaha!
I've been checking your page for days now and haven't seen an update. I was starting to get a little worried about you. I even checked your myspace to make sure you had been on there since New Years (stalkerish, yes). I just realized that my bookmark wasn't giving me the updated links because it was bookmarked to 2007. So long story short, I am glad you are okay! Props on getting to 1st. You've gotta start somewhere.
You honked her boobie. HAHAHAHA.
Tune in Tokyo. Tune in Tokyo.
Geez, I have this visual from Girls Just want to Have Fun in it and I think I might laugh for a few more minutes.
damn, sounds like fun. all i did was call competing cab companies for rides, and never used any of them. all the dispatchers were dicks too, so fuck them. but we got to play in the snow, so that was fun. happy new year.
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