Remember that scene in Forrest Gump when Jenny removes her bra and Forrest awkwardly turns away? And then she takes his hand and places it right on her boob? And then he looks back at her and then orgasms? And then he apologizes over and over again?
That's me the next time.
I swear to God.
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Double bag, a bottle a booze, and you'll last all night, bro.
Of course, the next morning you may inadvertently be sitting a pool of your own knuckle children.
Oh dear God. Have we sunk so low?
...BTW don't do the whole bottle of booze. You'll pass out before you can walk to the bedroom.
Please don't become Forrest Gump. I can't see you pullin' off a buzzcut like that.
Just knock one out before you go. Takes the edge off.
There may not be a next time , after THAT warning ! :)
Maybe the girl would be flattered?
Or! New idea! You could pretend you were reenacting the Forrest Gump scene and you didn't really finish that quickly; it was part of the joke! Duh!
I see you more as the American Pie guy...
MB - Here's hopin! -pounds malt liquor-
Trial - You know nothing about me! Nothing!
BB - How do you know I don't already have one? You've only seen my eyes and teeth!
Obunn - That's my motto actually.
Mouthy - Good point... this is probably a good time to make use of the "private" option
Sequined - I wish girls had that mind set! "The only reason I didn't last this long is because you're SO hot! That's all, baby!"
MsPudd - Oooooh... another good example! I didn't even think about it!
ok a little trick i have learned. get her drunk, not too drunk she is passing out but feeling pretty damn good. then apply alittle numbing cream.
that way you won't cum too fast, she will be too drunk to even know that she isn't feeling all that much either and she will think you are a porn star for going so long and hard.
just becareful, don't out too much of that stuff on or you won't even get hard. just enough to take the edge of the intense the feeling.
or you can just use a cock ring, that works too and she won't even notice you have it on, just make sure the lights are off.
lol @ bottleblonde.
Gump was so cool, like the dude from True Romance. On second thought, not really.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL that was the funniest part of the movie, but I'm sure Jenny think bad about him having a early squirt session because he was Forrest Gump, but for the rest of us that's like calling her a B@#$& or burning her house down.
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