I sat on the edge of his futon and watched Leo pack his clothes and food for the week. My interest peaked when I saw him shove 6 condoms into a duffel bag.
So@24: Why are you packing all those? You honestly think you're going to have that much sex this week??
Leo: Are you kidding me? It's Burning Man, dude. No one holds back.
Fine. Go off and have crazy, anonymous, drug-induced sex with topless hippies.*
...
I'm bitter.
* don't believe me? google image it yourself!
11 comments:
Why aren't you going? Topless hippies don't entice you? ;-)
my question exactly!
im sorry man, but your blogs are starting to sound like a one-man pity party. get in the game!
zhuoya - I'd love to take a week off, but unfortunately I can't take off that much work. You know I'd be there in a second! I mean, think of all the great potential blogging material!
JAG - Not to mention, the tickets were like $275 or something. A little too steep for my funds at the moment. And the gas money and food...
anonymous - thanks for the critique. But it's really my blog and i kind of created it to be a one-man pity party if I felt like being a one man pity party. i still love you though. "get in the game"... if only it were that easy, right? provide a brotha with some tips.
Oh please. All you have to do is walk into any country line dancing bar and you'll have all the anonymous sex you want. Those country bar chicks seem to be desperate for sex. How do I know this? I know a couple of girls who frequent those bars.
country line dancing bars.. anonymous sex... America sounds quite nuts
This all sounds quite sleazy...
I trust you are not the type... from your blog you seem like a man with honour.
honor?!?! he doesn't even know her
I just meant that he doesn’t seem like the type of guy that goes into a country line dancing bar look for anonymous sex.
He seems like a man that is look for substance.
just a girl - HAhaha!
zanderlibra - I joke. A lot.
Bitter is my middle name. Cheer up! Go get drunk and watch some reruns...
MsP
BottleB - 3 words, girl. hook. it. up.
ZanderL - i'm mostly all talk. but there's a part of me that wishes i could live that life style... have a one night stand. i think deep down everyone craves it.
JAG - HAHAHAAH, i love your sass!
MsP - "get drunk and watch some reruns" damn. i feel like you've known me for years! that's like utopia for me. if you'll excuse me, i'm going to check ebay for Mr. Belvedere on DVD.
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