Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Haven't Heard from Janice for Awhile

I almost puked when I opened her MySpace bulletin:

please come take care of me...

I'm on crutches and have a giant ugly knee brace around my leg :(


ps. if anyone wanted to bring me anything...I'm madly in love with Ben and Jerry's icecream :)

<3 <3

Give me a break.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Women like her are slowly turning me gay. Seriously.

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You available Friday night?

-Le Queen Bee

Anonymous said...

i stumbled upon your blog and now I read it consistently. I am not sure how I feel about reading someone's blog that I don't know, but it's actually quite entertaining. i think this so called "janice" girl is an attention seeker. Move on and set your standards higher. Don't be the guy that is only looking for a piece of ass...

Eris said...

Does she look like Emma Bunton? Just wondering.

Liane said...

Omg she sounds just like so many girls I know and can't stand. *shudder*

The Scottienda said...

LOL! May I say, I find your blogging very humourous. It's successful insofar as, unlike mine, it has a running theme, a plot if you will. Keep up the good work!

ZanderLibra said...

perfecto'

sharp to the point and amusing

So@24 said...

Le Queen Bee - I hear ya, brotha

anonymous - Always happy to hear I have a fan... especially one that is entertained by my adventures. I've definitely stopped returning her phone calls. As to being the guy that's only looking for a piece of ass... well, it's been a long time. I think I'm going blind.

eris - Does who look like Emma Bunton? Janice?

liane - I know, I really wish everyone I told her about could actually meet her in person to bask in all the glory. It's really unbelievable.

the scottienda - Thanks for the compliment! Although I don't know much about World of Warcraft, I'll keep an eye out on your blog

zanderlibra - Again, thank you. I hear that's what it takes to have a "successful blog"